Edible Pointy Things

Well tumblr still sucks. Back to ignoring its existence

Verizon couldnt wait one more fucking hour to shut down the fucking service on my family’s phones? Awesome, thanks. No really thanks

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

theholigays:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

theholigays:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

beefmilk:

bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology

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ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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egberts:

the surgery was a success…… u are now a walking wifi hotspot…..

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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