Edible Pointy Things

Verizon couldnt wait one more fucking hour to shut down the fucking service on my family’s phones? Awesome, thanks. No really thanks

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

awwww-cute:

Here is one of my dogs comforting her sister during a storm

theholigays:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

theholigays:

thank you smithy for your words of wisdom

beefmilk:

bet daybloggers don’t have this kind of technology

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ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

erenishuman:

when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions

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egberts:

the surgery was a success…… u are now a walking wifi hotspot…..

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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dqdbpb:

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dqdbpb:

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